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{"type":"standard","title":"Obelisk for the 13 Victims of 14 April 1860, Palermo","displaytitle":"Obelisk for the 13 Victims of 14 April 1860, Palermo","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q111937640","titles":{"canonical":"Obelisk_for_the_13_Victims_of_14_April_1860,_Palermo","normalized":"Obelisk for the 13 Victims of 14 April 1860, Palermo","display":"Obelisk for the 13 Victims of 14 April 1860, Palermo"},"pageid":70232131,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/Obelisk%2C_Piazza_XIII_Vittime%2C_Palermo%2C_Sicily%2C_Italy.jpg/330px-Obelisk%2C_Piazza_XIII_Vittime%2C_Palermo%2C_Sicily%2C_Italy.jpg","width":320,"height":541},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/53/Obelisk%2C_Piazza_XIII_Vittime%2C_Palermo%2C_Sicily%2C_Italy.jpg","width":613,"height":1036},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1217383879","tid":"294321eb-f358-11ee-8eb0-27ca0fa539d2","timestamp":"2024-04-05T14:24:07Z","description":"Honorary monument","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":38.12236,"lon":13.36465},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obelisk_for_the_13_Victims_of_14_April_1860%2C_Palermo","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obelisk_for_the_13_Victims_of_14_April_1860%2C_Palermo?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obelisk_for_the_13_Victims_of_14_April_1860%2C_Palermo?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Obelisk_for_the_13_Victims_of_14_April_1860%2C_Palermo"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obelisk_for_the_13_Victims_of_14_April_1860%2C_Palermo","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Obelisk_for_the_13_Victims_of_14_April_1860%2C_Palermo","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obelisk_for_the_13_Victims_of_14_April_1860%2C_Palermo?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Obelisk_for_the_13_Victims_of_14_April_1860%2C_Palermo"}},"extract":"The Obelisk for the 13 Victims of 14 April 1860 is a monument honoring the thirteen prisoners executed, without trial, for conspiring to lead a revolt against the Bourbon monarchy. It is located in a park, the Piazza delle XIII Vittime, at the intersection of Via Cavour and Via Francesco Crispi, just north of the church of San Giorgio dei Genovesi in the ancient quarter of Castellammare of Palermo, region of Sicily, Italy.","extract_html":"
The Obelisk for the 13 Victims of 14 April 1860 is a monument honoring the thirteen prisoners executed, without trial, for conspiring to lead a revolt against the Bourbon monarchy. It is located in a park, the Piazza delle XIII Vittime, at the intersection of Via Cavour and Via Francesco Crispi, just north of the church of San Giorgio dei Genovesi in the ancient quarter of Castellammare of Palermo, region of Sicily, Italy.
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